another door changes everything

Walking out of a restroom is fine...

Walking out of a restroom to see a door across the hall clearly marked "Men's"...

worst moment of my week....

...

and apparently her's too.

It's Science

Getting honked at because you failed to notice your green arrow sets off a chemical reaction in your brain that forces you to immediately test your car's "acceleration while making a hard left" capabilities...

It's Science.

Next Stop

What is the average amount of time that passes between...

"I'm glad I shaved my head, now you can barely even tell that I was going bald"

and...

"I think I might look good with a goatee."

Meanest gift ever

Getting Rosetta Stone as a gift is like receiving a two-year-long errand to run.

And for the next few years when they ask how it's going, you get to remind them of how much you hated their gift.

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"Hey Jim! Merry Christmas! Ever wear that sweater I got you last year?"

"Hey Aunt Doris! Yeah I actually wear it all the time."

"Prove it. Say something in sweater."

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