Thursday, December 23, 2010

Moto Guzzi Project



About two months ago, in an attempt to fill my free time and delay getting a real job for yet a few more months....

...I think most of my projects over the last few years start with that phrase....

I found a bike in Marble Falls that seemed like a fun project.

It was in a lot worse shape than I thought once I finally saw it up close, but I had already driven the hour and half to get out there, and it was really cheap, and he actually had the title so...

I trailered home a 79' Moto Guzzi V50 mk II, or at least pieces of one.


I am nowhere near a real mechanic, but I thought that I'd learned enough from previous projects/butcher jobs to make it happen.

The engine would crank but it wouldn't start up. It looked like it had been sitting in the rain for a few months. The drive shaft had snapped. The brakes were seized. The rear wheel, final drive, shocks, and swingarm were all sitting on the floor in his house. There was also a box of numerous nuts, bots, spark plugs, and mysterious parts that all came in a grab bag, but nevertheless I trailered it home, moved it into the garage wheelbarrow style, and got going that night.



I didn't really have a complete idea for what I wanted to do. I just started tinkering with things and tried to keep it a little more organized than the R75 project in Nashville where Christian, Sam, and I dissected a bike for... well... the fun of it.




I took the fenders and crash pipes off, tinkered with the bars, and tried to shave down the seat to make everything a little more streamlined. The first hours were mostly just devoted to disassembling and cleaning everything the best I could.



A few hours of wire brushing got the engine into decent looking shape.

I ended up bolting on a different transmission that I found on ebay. The previous one (pictured above and below) had already snapped one driveshaft and had me a little concerned. There was also a good section of the aluminum on the the gearbox case missing due to the accident, and it ended up being cheaper just to buy a different transmission and gearbox rather than having someone attempt to weld the old one into "working" condition. I ordered and installed a new driveshaft and was able to reassemble the rear end of the bike with a new rear tire. Luckily this bike has a two piece frame that allowed us to change out the transmission without having to remove the entire engine block.


I repositioned/removed most of the old controls and indicators. I didn't like the idea of have a huge chunk of plastic sitting on top of the headlight and most of the indicators were not needed anyway. This led me to rewiring most of the bike which was by far the most time consuming part of the process. A lot of the old wiring had decomposed and was to exposed once I took all the plastic off the bike, so I ran new wires down the frame that were a little more hidden than before. While I was able to find a shop manual for this bike, the wiring diagrams included were all in Italian, making this process all the more fun. I was also able to rewire and hide the fusebox and some of the other components into the tray under the seat to clean things up a bit. I then extended the headlamp out a few inches from the forks to make room for the repositioned tach and speedo and moved the key switch-box underneath the tank. I removed all the old bar controls and wired in a new horn, light switches, and ignition switch along with new magura grips. We also had to trim down the throttle casing to make room for it on the shortened bars.


Because both brakes were seized I started troubleshooting all the possible causes. I replaced all the brake pads and removed the rust from the disks. Disassembled and blew out all the brake lines, cleaned out the calipers, rebuilt the brake cylinders, and replaced the cap and rubber on the reservoir. This process took several hours but Grant and I finally got the front brake to clamp correctly and the next day Nick helped me get the rear one working and these were probably my favorite moments of this project. We then thoroughly cleaned all the rust and gunk off the wheels to return then to something similar to their original aluminum greatness.


We changed the oil, transmission/final drive/fork fluid which were all varying shades of black and installed new fuel lines and filters.

The carbs were a mess so I took them to Chris at Limey Bikes to rebuild and get working properly. He also pointed out a few of my mistakes I'd made along the way. He also got my controls working smoother, installed new K&N air filters, replaced the bars (not pictured on this post), and finally got it to crank up and run smooth.




I couldn't get the seat to look right no matter how I tried to modify it so I ended up building a new seat pan with new foam and wrapped it with some of the leather from the previous seat.

Nick and I built a new bracket for the tail lights that previously attached to the discarded rear fender, wrapped the exhaust pipes, and chopped off the frame that extended past the shocks. We then built the bracket for the license plate and installed bar-end mirrors.

I drained the tank and took it to Brian's friend Nacho to remove the dents and paint it. He also ended up welding the left exhaust pipe which had a few holes in it due to rust (not pictured).


It's now finally up and running. The carbs still need a bit of tuning but the handling is amazing and the engine sounds great... and at about 280 lbs, its faster than I'm comfortable with... which is fun.

Well, here it is, mostly finished minus the new bars and left exhaust pipe. I have a different set of pipes that I'm anxious to try, but for now, I'm happy with it. Thanks for looking.







Wednesday, October 20, 2010

no ring!

So I'll have to write here. Being unmarried and in my mid-20's, I find myself saying more than every once in a while, "Well... there's probably a reason she's still not married." And even worse, if I find out that she isn't currently seeing anyone, I assume the worst and she moves to the very bottom of my very short list of potential girlfriends. Are you hearing this? Maybe its my thought process... lets say the girl looks interesting...


she's cute. she has a boyfriend.
she's looking at her phone. she's busy.
is that a bookbag? she's probably too young.

...stop...

she's cute. and probably a little crazy.
are those khakis? she's too old.
is that a DMB sticker on her car? no comment.
is she babysitting her niece? It's probably her kid.

...Stop...

she's cute. and she knows it.
why is she not at work? she's unemployed.
Is that an ID badge? She probably hates her job. I don't always want to be dealing with that conversation.
Apple laptop? trying to fit in.
Dell? lame
Sony? Is sony the new apple?

...wow STOP...

Are you hearing this? As I told a friend of mine this week. The plan is to attempt to flirt with enough girls that one finally pulls the trigger and asks ME out.

she's asking if I'd like to hang out sometime...

...

...

I could never be with someone that liberal in her stance on gender roles.

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I should have this all figured out by the time I'm 26 though, so no worries.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Davy had it right


Well the inevitable has happened. I am moving back to Texas. The house was on the market for 5 days and a couple was nice enough to buy it. They were also nice enough to want to close in 4 weeks... effectively sending my life into a turmoil and making myself and everyone around me a little crazy.

Tennessee and I had a good run though, two and a half years, 3 jobs, zero dates, a few good friends, zero dates, maybe 3 celebrity spottings, 12 months of an eye-illness probably brought on by nashville dust, zero dates, I threw up twice, a healthier life outlook, stress over being 25 and single, probably lost 5-6 friends simply due to location and time, too much coffee/vitamins/beer, a half-ironman, a marathon, two HBW+L family reunions, 2 trips to Maine, zero dates, 18 months of school, 12 Wheaton people moving to mid-TN, tons of cute girls(TN cute not TX cute, had to clarify per Nick's request), talked to maybe 3 of them, probably a me problem, 20 or so games of Catan, quit eating pork, zero dates, accidentally ate pork like a week ago, just saw a girl across the coffee shop, I'm gonna talk to her, What if she's the one? What do I have to loose? What if I talk to her and its an instant connection? Would I stay in TN if she's the one? Probably so. Time to make it 4. Ok here goes...

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chickened out. Davy Crockett had it right. zero dates


Friday, March 12, 2010

First things first


Cause who reads a post without a picture, apologies for the language.

Ok so the first thing you should do is jump to my brother's blog and read the entire thing. It's generally better than mine and is certainly worth this "unofficial" endorsement.

After that you're gonna want to check out this "unofficial" promo for a new samples app for your iphone. Cause... it's amazing. If your an American that speaks french and he's saying something horrible... I apologize. If you're a Frenchman that speaks french... I'm just sorry in general.

Next on the list... quit watching LOST. There I said it. The current season has quickly become the most embarrassing thing I watch. I know its sacrilege to say such a thing and to all of those whom I've gotten hooked... Im sorry. (No, I don't know when to properly use "whom" but I went for it) I'm not saying Ill never watch it, I'm simply gonna wait to hear some buzz about the final 8? episodes before I stress over DVRs and completely silent viewing environments. Why isn't Ben cool anymore? Why is Richard as confused as everyone else? And why oh why is Hurley not dead yet???

Stare blankly at everyone that tells you they would watch the tour without Tiger. These are the same people that told you they would still watch "The City."

Watch the few good shows still on TV. For me this is "Modern Family," Phil is the only reason you need. "parenthood" actually pretty good, "Parks and Rec" yeah it's now better than 30 rock, and "Southland" when you can find it. I try to watch The Office, but when there's Always Sunny and Arrested Development reruns on the DVR... you gotta go with your heart.

Finally, ask yourself "Why does this bring me so much joy." I'm not even gonna ask if you think this makes me a horrible person.

Sure you could get all of this info somewhere else... but I condense it for you.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Best stuff of the week

Audio Magma tube amplifier. You'll need two for stereo. But a pair only sets you back 55k.

Horse powered vehicle. Don't make me give you a reason.

Digital piano table. Georg Bohle.

Rocking chair. Dutchman Joris Laarman

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Lamps

Here's a few pictures of lamps I've built over the past few months. They were all in the previous post about my house, but these make them a bit easier to see.

I've tried about 50 variations on this steel pipe hanging lamp. I like this version the best so far. I'll probably paint it... color suggestions?



60's electric chord organ that is a bit too out of tune to be useable. I love the look of it though, so I decided that if I painted it and gave it some lights I could justify keeping it around.



top of a column from the old front porch



painted electrical pipe

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

chairs

Cause you've gotta sit down sometimes...





-Falcon Chair/Sigurd Ressel
-Paola Navone Design
-Swallowtail Chair/Brian Fireman
-Soft Chair/Nathan Yong

There's no protocol for this...



As a waiter at a coffee shop asks two gentlemen if they wouldn't mind combining each other's private coffee experience into a single table (essentially... bunking up), they give each other the exact same look.

"We need room for the other patrons," she says, "there's 4 of them and you're sitting in a booth."

You really have no options here. People who sit in cafes for awhile tend to sprawl. They don't exactly treat the booth/table like Southwestern's coach class. I think the idea is to keep the widest base possible, for, of course stability, and more importantly... aura : computer in front, book at my left, phone on my right, and a plate holding a half-eaten sandwich behind the computer to falsely but effectively answer the" "is that seat taken" question.

Whichever guy she looks at last is forced to give a response. Why would you approach me? Why not ask him to combine his newly furnished booth apartment with my established nook of comfort? What If I was doing something important. Why didn't I set further from the front of this place? That might have saved me. These are the final thoughts before you oblige the rules of protocol.

(spoken aloud) "I was actually just leaving anyway"
(internal monologue) "I was just leaving anyway; leaving a quarter of a sandwich that amounts to maybe $1.50 that I have to now throw away while taking my walk of shame to the front door, holding a paper cup that is worth... well like a million dollars cause its free refills, leaving an half-written email that I pray google auto-saved before I shut my computer because I saw the new renters staring at me. At my eyes no less! That's what I was just leaving, because that's the protocol.

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I watched this happen only only moments ago. I watched this happen because twenty minutes ago I walked past the booth from which the man was thrown. I walked past it because the last words I spoke in this place yesterday were, "I was actually just leaving."

Monday, February 15, 2010

parallel universe


Because my parallel parking skills are so good, I'm considered somewhat of a low-level superhero to most of my friends. Around people I don't trust, for fear of exploitation, I am forced to use the alter ego Peter Parallel Parker.

minor upholstery project. nobody freak out



A chair I found at a furniture store where everything is $5. It used to be a horrible light brown leather but I decided to reupholster it last week and it seems to be holding up okay. Still waiting to get my sister Lindsey's approval. If it doesn't get the stamp I'll be removing this posting and redoing it in herringbone (which she is a sucker for)... or just burning it for firewood... cross your fingers.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Nick-a-likes: Matthew Macfadyen

This is in my opinion, the MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT THIS BLOG. It is common knowledge to everyone who has every met him, that my good friend Nick has more look-a-likes than anyone who has ever existed. Due to the recent popularity of finding celebrity similars, I decided to fully dominate the competition and present Nick to the world. I could probably update this section every day and not run out of twin potentials, but I'll keep it sparse for a while so you don't get overwhelmed. I first present Nick and Matthew Macfadyen of Pride and Prejudice fame. This ones not even fair...